R2D2 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Thou shalt not forget to add a fuse to ones dash lights there must be more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Hart Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Thou shalt not commit backdatery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
World Citizen Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 thou shall name and shame incompetent specialists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filippo Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 thou shall drive the damn thing more than you look at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Gander Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Thou must get around to fitting relays to one's headlights! Thou shalt look into the wonders of low amp LED dash & tailight bulbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuchs915 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shalt not question the blue divinity that is Swepco. Thou shalt not engage in engine oil discussions, for 15-40 semi synthethic is the true path and the light (plus readily available and quite competitively priced). Thou shall stay focussed on the job in hand or face the wrath of a laid up car suffering some 'while your in there'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shalt resist all temptation to sell your IB, you know the one it took you so long to find, the one you've spent loads of money and time on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesworth Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shalt not worship false (non-tartan) seating material for tis the work of bealzibub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northy Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shalt not question that the various tails do not generate downforce... they reduce lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcarrera Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shalt not sell my Fuchs and replace with 17" Cup Alloys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuttgartmetal Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shall not lift off mid corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Bernau Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I am about 50:50 saint and sinner on this lot - and I thought I was a fairly "core" IBer. Oh dear! Thou shall not lift off mid corner. This is actually a myth and/or journalistic hyberbole - if you never lift off, you will 9 times out of 10 understeer off the side of the corner. A gentle, sympathetic lift is absolutely essential to track driving these cars at anywhere near potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rummy Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) Thou shalt not drive off without first lowering thy window by one quarter of an inch Edited March 5, 2013 by Jim Rummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcarrera Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 This is actually a myth and/or journalistic hyberbole - if you never lift off, you will 9 times out of 10 understeer off the side of the corner. A gentle, sympathetic lift is absolutely essential to track driving these cars at anywhere near potential. +1! Thou shalt not use similar journalistic hyperboles or cliches when discussing the merits of IB911 ownership with friends in the pub Widowmaking lift off oversteer Banshee scream from the turbine like flat six - no requirement for a radio Hewn from granite feel The ultimate development of the VW Beetle Running costs no more than a Ford Mondeo A great starter Porsche Just like the one you had on a poster on your bedroom wall as a kid Appreciating asset, soon to be worth 50K+ Importance of fitting N rated tyres to achieve correct handling The suicidal temptation of leaving your car with any experienced motor mechanic / technician whose hourly rate is less than the cost of a tank of fuel etc ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R2D2 Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 thou shalt not say to an SC owner "have you checked your DME relay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Comerford Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shalt not look at the emulsified oil in thine oil filler cap and assume the head gasket has blown........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Hart Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 ...not covet thy neighbours 7 x 8’s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hukent Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shalt not remove thy whaletail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alastair Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shall not ever purchase unseen from ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shalt not ask a question without first using the search button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shall get my car out racing this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaky Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shall not let the misses drive, nor let he command you to mow the lawn on a sunny day when driving Roads beckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longman Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Thou shall not let the misses drive, nor let he command you to mow the lawn on a sunny day when driving Roads beckon He .. .? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Gander Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Guess that's a slip of de finger! ....at least I hope it was.....but each to his own bent....sorry, unfortunate choice of words there! I'll just be quiet again! David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaky Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) She she she,.... Note to self, re read your posts prior to hitting the post button Edited March 5, 2013 by Beaky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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